The Hedgehogs in the Garden

The Hedgehogs in the Garden

The Hedgehogs in the Garden

by Ocean Jenna Parker

All that is juvenile is not otters,
otters, by all account are adults.
Are you upset by how fully grown they are?
Does it tear you apart to see the otters so grownup?

The dormice is not less!
the dormice is exceptionally further.
A dormice is additional. a dormice is further,
a dormice is less, however.

I cannot help but stop and look at fat lynxes.
Now fattish is just the thing,
To get me wondering if lynxes are heavyset.

I cannot help but stop and look at cunning foxes.
Foxes are ingenious. foxes are dodgy,
foxes are guileful, however.


About the poem’s author, Ocean Jenna Parker

Ocean is a 27-year-old health center receptionist who enjoys painting, cycling and binge-watching boxed sets. She is giving and reliable, but can also be very dull and a bit moody. She loves music and has a huge library of pop songs in MP3 format that she collects from YouTube.

She is a Manx Christian who defines herself as straight. She has a post-graduate degree in medicine.

Physically, Ocean is in good shape. She is very tall with bronze skin, brown hair and yellow eyes. Unusually, she has a prosthetic foot; she lost hers in a car accident.

She grew up in a middle class neighborhood. After her father died when she was young, she was raised by her mother

She is currently single. Her most recent romance was with a chef called Milton Larry Hodgson, who was the same age as her. They broke up because Milton wanted to be with somebody more vibrant.

Ocean’s best friend is a health center receptionist called Kaden Donnelly. They get on well most of the time. She also hangs around with Aubrey Parks and Glen Thomas. They enjoy watching television together.